Grace Children's Orphanage?

Okay, honestly, WTF? I guess this really serves me right for posting my MSN address everywhere... :P

Weirdo: how areu?
Weirdo: i am emmanuel from india
Urza: Well hello Emmanuel. Er, do I know you?
Weirdo: no
Weirdo: this is first time meet you
Urza: Ah.
Urza: How'd you find this name then? O.o
Weirdo: bloggers files
Urza: Ohhh.
Weido: My father is founder of Grace Children’s orphanage I am the co-ordinator of orphanage in India.
Urza: Oh. Um. Neat.
Weirdo: We feed and care 120 orphan and abandoned children in india..
Urza: Well... that's very kind of you.
Weirdo: our orphanage childrne's is very poor
Urza: That's too bad. :(
Weirdo: Please send prayr full and financial help our Grace children’s Orphanage..
Urza: Prayer is against my religion.
Urza: So is financial help.
Weirdo: yes
Urza: Sorry. :(
Weirdo: Please send some financial help our needs our orphanage children's is very poor please send some money or things help our needs..
Urza: But you see, my religious texts say that anyone who offers financial help to foreign orphanages will be sacrificed. :(
Weirdo: ok
Weirdo: please send some things or some little money help our needs
Urza: Oh no! My religious leaders just found out I'm talking to you about this! Now I have to be sacrificed immediately!
Weirdo: ok
Weirdo: bye
Urza: AHHHHHH! OH GOD, THE PAIN! BYEBYEBYE!
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I'd be going straight to Hell if there was one. ;)