Some Unexpected Aggression

Third day of work at the Market. Twas mostly normal besides some nutcase thug (perhaps a drunkard/druggy) that wanted to fight me. Here, I'll put it into a general dialogue for your viewing pleasure.

Nutcase: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Lady That Sells Roses Next To Me And My Dad: OHHH! HELP!
Me: CONFUSION!
Nutcase: HEY, I NOTICE YOU NOW!
Me: DAMN!
Nutcase: THREATENING STATEMENT!
Me: SILENCE TREATMENT!
Nutcase: OHHH! IT BURNS LIKE KRYPTONITE! I LEAVE NOW!

Now here's how it would go if I wasn't a wimp.

Nutcase: SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Lady: OHHH! HELP!
Me: WHAT YOU SAY?!
Nutcase: HEY, I NOTICE YOU NOW!
Me: STATEMENT REFERRING TO VIGILANTE JUSTICE!
Nutcase: THREATENING STATEMENT PROBABLY WITH SOME SORT OF PUN!
Me: QUESTIONING NUTCASE'S ABILITY TO FIGHT!
Nutcase: SMACK TALK!
Me: SCRAWNY ARM SMAAAASH!
Nutcase: OHHH! PWNED! I LEARNED MY LESSON!

Haha. Yeah. Showed him.